Tuesday, June 17, 2008

If You Go Out in the Woods Today...

Christian radio host Brannon Howse was trolling his local Barnes and Noble store, when he found what he was looking for: outrage. A copy of Michael Thomas Ford's Ultimate Gay Sex was left open and Mr Howse lost no time in announcing his displeasure at learning something in his local bookstore.

A report in Memphis' Commercial Appeal newspaper alerts to a likely reason for the announcer's perspicacity: "The publicity also comes at an opportune time for Howse. He recently announced that he is running for mayor of Collierville in the November election."

B&N believes a customer removed the book from the shelf and placed it in Mr Howse's path. To its credit, Collierville, TN, has declined to prosecute the store for its beach of decorum.--David E

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