I like a good pun, but I love a bad one. Here is the winner of the "Vile Puns" portion of the 2008 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest:Vowing revenge on his English teacher for making him memorize Wordsworth's "Intimations of Immortality," Warren decided to pour sugar in her gas tank, but he inadvertently grabbed a sugar substitute so it was actually Splenda in the gas.
Becky Mushko
Penhook, VA
The rest of the winning entries are here.--David E
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Thank you for choosing my vile pun as your favorite! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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